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		<title>Paul Blart is a Big Winner</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things I Hate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin James]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul Blart]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kevin James seems like a nice enough guy. I mean, I’ve watched “King of Queens” a few times when nothing else was on. It’s just a fat-guy-has-a-hot-wife sitcom, but James is fairly enjoyable. And he was fine in “Hitch.” Whatever. What troubles me is the success of “Pall Blart: Mall Cop.” As I write this, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Kevin James seems like a nice enough guy. I mean, I’ve watched “King of Queens” a few times when nothing else was on. It’s just a fat-guy-has-a-hot-wife sitcom, but James is fairly enjoyable. And he was fine in “Hitch.” Whatever.</p>
<p>What troubles me is the success of “Pall Blart: Mall Cop.” As I write this, “Paul Blart” just surpassed a domestic box office gross of $140,000,000.</p>
<p>To put that in perspective, here is a list of the movies nominated for the Academy Award for Best Picture last year, and their earnings. Also, “Paul Blart” has been in theaters for a shorter time than any of these.</p>
<p>- “Frost/Nixon” &#8211; $18,000,000<br />
- “Milk” &#8211; $32,000,000<br />
- “The Reader” &#8211; $33,000,000<br />
- “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” &#8211; $127,000,000<br />
- “Slumdog Millionaire” &#8211; $137,000,000</p>
<p>How the hell did this happen? Are we really such suckers for the lowest common denominator of comedy?</p>
<p>I’ll finish with one piece of related, positive news. There’s another mall cop movie coming out that looks <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPSxqbPLPQ" target="_blank">risky, intelligent, and creative</a> (Read: Another film that will make less money than “Paul Blart”).</p>
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